May 2013
bedquest:
I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH
WITH MY OWn mouth
softly
because i like you
shutupaubrey:
i’m just a cool dad trapped inside the body of a teenage girl
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Period: You want cookies
Period: You want to fuck
Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
Period: Kill them.
Period: Kill them too.
Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
April 2013
Follow..please
grotesque-ipseity:
Star Wars themed Instagram, trooper_10971.
“That sucks man”
– Me trying my best to give emotional condolences. (via godsux)
I’m terrible at stuff like this, nobody cry near me and expect good advice.
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Anonymous asked: Why are you still a virgin?
grotesque-ipseity asked: You are the most beautiful girl.
ptysis:
“maybe if i drink another coffee, i will feel better”
“maybe if i buy myself a new sweater, i will feel better”
“maybe if i get so drunk i can’t see, i will feel better”
“maybe if i sleep for fourteen hours, i will feel better”
meatmodel:
my talents include bullshitting essays at 12am
ME RN
