bedquest: I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH WITH MY OWn mouth softly because i like you
shutupaubrey: i’m just a cool dad trapped inside the body of a teenage girl
Period: You want cookies
Period: You want to fuck
Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
Period: Kill them.
Period: Kill them too.
Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
grotesque-ipseity: Star Wars themed Instagram, trooper_10971.
That sucks man– Me trying my best to give emotional condolences. (via godsux) I’m terrible at stuff like this, nobody cry near me and expect good advice.
Anonymous asked: Why are you still a virgin?
grotesque-ipseity asked: You are the most beautiful girl.
ptysis: “maybe if i drink another coffee, i will feel better” “maybe if i buy myself a new sweater, i will feel better” “maybe if i get so drunk i can’t see, i will feel better” “maybe if i sleep for fourteen hours, i will feel better”
meatmodel: my talents include bullshitting essays at 12am ME RN